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The Network Is Down
by Rex Ungericht

 

I cannot send my email
I cannot surf the web
I cannot check your updates
The internet is dead

My browser's crashed and frozen
My login's not allowed
My data can't be accessed
It's all out in the cloud

The network is down
The network is down
There's wailing and screaming all over the town
'Cause all our connections just crashed to the ground
Now that the network is down

With access disconnected
With nothing else to do
I grabbed a pen and paper
And wrote this poem for you

The network is down
The network is down
So I wrote a poem that will bring me renown
But how can I upload? It's making me frown
Now that the network is down