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Wonderful Christmas Wine

Original Song: "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney

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I've learned a lot
Throughout the years
Like how to find
My Christmas cheer

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

I'm stocking up
On Beaujolais
To get me through
The holidays

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Each time I hear a bell I drink
Ring ring, ring ring
Drink drink, drink drink

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

The crowds are large
The lines are too
But Cabernet
Will get me through

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

The wine store folks greet me by name
I'm on their wall of fame
Gamay, Gamay
All day, all day
Champagne, Champagne

I hope the bag
On Santa's sleigh
Is loaded up
With Chardonnay

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Hey Santa Clause
I'll pull your sled
My nose is big
And glowing red

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah
Christmas wine