Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


Wok Medley

Original Song: Various

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[Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day]
I live a lonely life
My Asian cooking drives folks from my home
Even lost my wife
But I love it so, so I wok alone
I'm wokking garden mice
Cockroach thorax and pig knuckle bones
Add some sauce and rice
And then you start to see why I wok alone
I wok alone
I wok alone
[bridge to Walkin' in Memphis - Marc Cohn]
And I'm wokkin' in Memphis
Wokkin' monkey meat with a side of eel
Wokkin' in Memphis
But no one seems to want to eat this meal
[bridge to Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles]
All the mallow leaves in the trash
I make into hash, don't you know?
If it makes you sick (oh-way-oh)
I pack my bags 'cause it's time to go
All the lamb parts go in the oil
I'm sorry that you lost your pet
Red centipedes (oh-way-oh)
Supply their feet for my nourishment
Now you know when I'm in Cairo I
(way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh)
Wok like an Egyptian
[bridge to I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers]
And I would wok 500 eyeballs
And I would wok 500 more
To be the man who wokked 1,000 eyeballs
What are you gagging for
[bridge to These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra]
Your dogs were made for wokkin'
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days real soon
I'm gonna wok 'em just for you
[bridge to Walk This Way - Aerosmith/Run DMC]
Then a day came along
When I changed my song
For a lady who had something to say
When she started a-lookin'
At the grub that I was cookin'
Then she knew that I had gone astray
She told me to
Wok this way, not that way
Every day, wok this way
[bridge to I'm Walking - Fats Domino]
We're wokkin', yes indeed
They're talkin', and they concede
It's shockin', how good they find our feed
Now we're gonna stir fry some beef lo mein
We're gonna cook some pepper steak
Slide orange chicken on your plate
Come try our pad thai, it's really great
We're wokkin' every day
And they're flockin' to grab a tray
No more mockin' my cooking everyday
[bridge to Stayin' Alive - BeeGees]
Well you can tell by the way I use my wok
I have changed my ways, no need to gawk
Ingredients you thought were strange
Have been all replaced with straight chow mein
And now it's all right, it's ok
My girl won't let me go astray
But if my act won't be exposed
I may slip in a moose's nose
[bridge to I Can't Help Myself - Four Tops]
When I heat the burner and start to fry
It's like I'm caught in a spell
I reach for ingredients
That make people run from the smell
Can't help myself
No, I can't help myself
Sugar pie, honey bunch (Sugar pie, honey bunch)
I love to try the weirdest things
I can't help myself
Let us fry some beetle wings
[bridge to Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day]
Back to a lonely life
Everything I cook makes others groan
And it causes strife
It doesn't take too long 'til I wok alone
I wok alone
I wok alone
Come try my thorny lizard bones