Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


I Wish You Were Beer

Original Song: "I Wish You Were Here" by Incubus

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I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean roars like a thousand voices -
None as loud as your bitching
I try to shut it out
Pretend I found a genii
I rub the lamp and give an order, baby

I wish you were beer
I need me some cheer
Just face it my dear
I wish you were beer

I stick my head down in the sand
You're still complaining about the concierge
Who dropped your suitcase
You never let it go
I fantasize you are transfigured
And at that moment I am happy, happy

I wish you were beer
Yes I am sincere
And I would revere
You as a beer

The world is full of people who need to moan and wail
Turn 'em into Shiner Bock
And we'll all be rockin' round the clock, so

I wish you were beer
I'll make it clear
Each day of the year
Each time you come near
Please just disappear
Turn into beer