When Did I Get Old?

Original Song: "When Will I Be Loved?" by Linda Ronstadt

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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My hair's graying
It's dismaying
When did I get old?

I can't see good
I can't pee good
When did I get old?

When I was a youngster
I stood straight and tall
But now my bits are drooping down
It happens to us all

My hip's aching
My hand's shaking
When did I get old?

When I was a youngster
I drank beer all night
But now I have a glass of milk
And I'm in bed by nine

Ears are hairy
It's so scary
When did I get old?

Why do I feel cold?
Tell me, when did I get old?