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Living In A Weird Al Wonderland

Original Song: "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" by Felix Bernard & Richard Smith

Christmastime can be stressful
It's more fun if you're jestful
Come join me tonight
I'm nerdy and white
Living in a Weird Al Wonderland

It's a fact - you'll have more fun
When you hear that accordion
Forget Yuletide pomp
There's weasels to stomp
Living in a Weird Al wonderland

We can watch the headline news all evening
'Cause we've got it all on UHF
Once on board you're gonna start believing
That twinkie weiner sandwiches are best

We can pass several hours
Jamming to polka power
We'll see Mr. Frump
And hang out with Gump
Living in a Weird Al wonderland

Then we spy such a fab guy
He's so fly for a rabbi
We'll get a new duck
And drive a big truck
Living in a Weird Al wonderland

We could win a trip to Albuquerque
Where the towels are fluffy, don't you scoff
You might find that you have gotta boogie
A boogie on your finger - flick it off!

I am sure you've concluded
We can dare to be stupid
And how will you cope
With your horoscope
Living in a Weird Al wonderland

Ringtones ring on my phone now
And I think I'm a clone now
And everyone knows
That that's how it goes
Living in a Weird Al wonderland
Living in a Weird Al wonderland