Ah, Look At All The Walmart People

Original Song: "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Aah, look at all the Walmart people
Aah, look at all the Walmart people

Elmer McDonald
Wearing a shirt with some words
That'll sure curl your hair
He doesn't care

Look in his basket
Cases of beer and some cheese
In a can with a spout
Time to check out

All the Walmart people
Where do they all come from
Wacky Walmart people
They hear a different drum

Daisy Mae Darden
Wearing a short pair of shorts
Several sizes too small
She shows it all

She's sixty-seven
Buying a basket of fish
for her sixty-six cats
No time to chat

All the Walmart people
Where do they all come from
Wacky Walmart people
They hear a different drum

Aah, look at all the Walmart people
Aah, look at all the Walmart people

Wilbur and Winnie
Wearing their matching pajamas
While browsing the store
Just like before

Shopping for hours
Filling their carts, then they leave
Without buying a thing
What ding-a-lings

All the Walmart people
(Aah, look at all the Walmart people)
Where do they all come from
Wacky Walmart people
(Aah, look at all the Walmart people)
They hear a different drum