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Walmart Greeter

Original Song: "Pinball Wizard" by The Who

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He is standing at the entrance
He smiles and says "hi"
He wants to make you welcome
Just grab a cart and buy
And I ain't seen nothing like him
In other department stores
That blue jacket wearer
Waiting there at the door

He stands like a statue
Is it age or pantomime?
Doesn't have much money
Needs to work full time
So he's saying howdy
Here at the discount store
That blue jacket wearer
Waiting there at the door

He's a Walmart greeter
Without a lot of perks
A Walmart greeter
Puts up with all the jerks

Why do you think he does it?
(For money)
It's just understood

Doesn't let distractions
Ever keep him from his job
You get your interaction
Please don't be a snob
Smile and a howdy
That's what he's there for
That blue jacket wearer
Waiting there at the door

If you just ask he'll point you to the thing
A plaid left-handed designer napkin ring

Some'll say he is a fable
They see Waldo more
But unless he is unable
He's right there at the door

He will never give the finger
If he is ignored
That blue jacket wearer
Waiting there at the door