VBVs (Vision Blocking Vehicles)

Original Song: "Forever Texas" by Robbie Williams

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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See 'em on the highway
Pull in front of me? Really?
Man this really scares me
Try to drive without seeing

I got no perspective
On what is up ahead
I guess you don't care
If I wind up dead

Somebody save me
It's so cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your truck I'm hating
It's crazy

SUVs among us
So car drivers never know
What traffic is up ahead
This sightless steering blows

This is suicidal for
Anyone in cars
These bloody VBVs,
Send 'em all to Mars

Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your van I'm hating

They all block my vision
Massive wagons
And I'm stuck here behind

Driving ain't fun
It's a "get here to there" kinda grind

Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your bus I'm hating
And you

Everybody driving big VBVs
Sitting up so high where they all can see
Guess before I go and hit one
I should maybe go and get one
See my new Escalade

See me as I'm driving my VBV
Sitting up so high where I now can see
I can see you driving blindly
As you're driving right behind me
In my new Escalade