Up On Your Roof

Original Song: "Up On The Roof" by The Drifters

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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On Christmas Eve I'm flying around
The mistletoe that I toke will keep me high
And when I land on the top of your house
Your TV dish just might be pulverized

On your roof is where my elves all go
I hope that you don't mind the yellow snow
Let me tell you now

I look around and hey, what do I see
The flashing on your roof has got a crack (up on your roof)
I guess the sight is inspiring me
And so I grab my kit and flash it back (up on your roof)

On your roof is where I drop my sack
You might be quite amazed at what I pack
Don't look up on your roof (up on your roof)

Up on your roof the only thing I fear
Is catching shingles once again this year
I keep a-tellin' you

Christmas spirit is keeping me warm
It's liquid and about a hundred proof (up on your roof)
And come the spring there's presents galore
All buried in the snow by reindeer hooves (up on your roof)

It's reindeer poop (up on your roof)
It's kind of smelly (up on your roof)
It's kind of messy (up on your roof)
All your gutters are clogged (up on your roof)