AUneekOne
Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann
Original Song: "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce
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On the north side of Ohio
Is a rockin' Cleveland town
And if you go up there
You're gettin' close to where
AUneekone can be found
She's really quite a lady
And she's as gentle as flakes of snow
Just ignore that she can shoot a rifle
And she practices tae kwon do
And she's such A Uneekone
She's livin' life just to have some fun
Giving the GUYS such fits
They're staring at her pair of... eyes
Uneekone is a model
And she likes those fancy clothes
But she likes to live that redneck life
Her domicile's a mobile home
She drives a truck out on the highway
She got a motorcycle too
She got a case of Patron she don't mind drinkin' alone
Or sharing with a friend or two
And she's such A Uneekone
She's livin' life just to have some fun
Thinkin' that GUYS are rubes
They're staring at her perky... eyes
UneekOne is a nat'ral blonde
You know what that means
It means she got her degree in a single year, and
She made it look routine
Well she's really prim and proper
With only one or two tattoos
And the piercing she had done right through her tongue
Was just a phase that she went through
And she's such A Uneekone
She's livin' life just to have some fun
Thinkin' that GUYS are pests
They love to see her giant... eyes
Now she used to own a restaurant
When she was only just fifteen
But don't you think she's a real big spender
She's a coupon-clipping queen
And she's such A Uneekone
She's livin' life just to have some fun
All of the GUYS come back
They're hopin' that theyll see her... eyes
Yes all of the GUYS want hugs
Just to get next to her... eyes