Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


Trekking In The Stars (Next Generation)

Original Song: Swinging On A Star by Jimmy Van Heusen and Johnny Burke

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Would you like to trek in the stars
Hang with Data, Geordi, and Yar
Visit planets both near and far
And maybe run across a Douwd

An energy being that can take solid form
A Douwd has more power than a storm
They have incredible ability
To change perception of reality
And if one says that your presence is allowed
You just might get to meet a Douwd

So would you like to trek in the stars
Hang with Riker, Troi, and Picard
Where you need to be on your guard
So you aren't taken by the Borg

The Borg are connected in a giant hive mind
Their dispassion makes them seem unkind
They take whatever things they think they want
They're always showing a united front
And they do not have a dot-com or dot-org
But still you just might meet a Borg

So would you like to trek in the stars
Hang with Guinan down in the bar
Seeing things both strange and bizarre
And you might get to meet a Q

A Q is omnipotent and troublesome too
He takes time for judging me and you
He does whatever things he wants to do
Like bring the Borg into your field of view
But if he sees something interesting in you
You just might get to meet a Q

So if you want to be on a ship
On a see-the-galaxy trip
Give your Earth-bound shackles the slip
Take your imagination far
And just go trekkin' in the stars