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Original Song: "Smooth" by Rob Thomas & Santana

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Elves leaving for Valinor
Head out from the western shore
The time is coming, dominion of man
Dwarves are split in seven clans

It's Tolkien, can evil be held at bay?
Tolkien, where magic rings are in play
Tolkien, will hobbits save the day

I gotta know how it will end
I'll be reading the whole weekend, oh yeah

They've got an elven bow and a wizard's staff
A ranger's sword and dwarven axe
Don't always know what they'll find up ahead
But it is something that they're all gonna dread

'Cause it's Tolkien, the balrog won't back away
Tolkien, goodbye to Gandalf the Grey
Tolkien, who's gonna lead the way?

Group splits as the ring does its thing
Who knows what tomorrow brings
All of a sudden there's Gandalf the White
Maybe things will turn out right

It's Tolkien and I like it
Yes I like it
Well I read it, watch it, read it, watch it
Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien
Tolkien and I like it