The Impossible Dream

Original Song: "The Impossible Dream" by Andy Williams

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To dream the impossible dream
To write a ridiculous song
To hope that it's weird and amusing
Like me when I put on a thong

To post on an internet site
To pray people like what they see
To think that my words might go viral
Yeah right, my page views total three

This is my dream
To get really sauced
And write goofy lyrics
No matter the cost
To never be skeered
To write lines that are weird
To make fun of Bruce Lee, Mister T
And Chuck Norris' beard

And I know if I'll be resolute
And keep forging ahead
That I might gain some fans for my work
Though by then I'll be dead

And the world will collectively shrug
That one man who composed parodies
Still strove with his last pair of neurons
To write a hilarious song
At least for his three devotees