Three White Hairs

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "Three Blind Mice"

 

Three white hairs
Three white hairs
There on your head
There on your head
You saw them in the mirror today
They made you scream and run away
You think that you look old and gray
With three white hairs

Four white hairs
Four white hairs
You plucked them out
You plucked them out
You want your friends to all agree
That you look like you're twenty-three
So you can never let them see
Your four white hairs

Five white hairs
Five white hairs
What will you do
What will you do
At first you moan and wail and cry
And then you use the evil eye
But finally you give up and dye...
Your five white hairs