The Stork, The Stork

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "New York, New York" by Kander / Ebb

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She's spreadin' the news a kid's on the way
It's gonna be attended by the stork, the stork
I'm hittin' the booze 'cause starting today
My single days are ended by the stork, the stork

Forgot protection on that night when we didn't sleep
And she was not on the pill, now I'm in deep
My bachelor life is melting away
I bet they masterminded it - her and that stork
I had no sheath to wear, and now I get an heir
I'd like to sue the stork, the stork

The stork, the stork
I need to face it, no more pity, this is for keeps
Because I'm having a son, ain't it a twist, price of a thrill
Having a son

These wedding bell blues, I'll shove them away
I've gotta make a brand new start of it - me and the stork
But there is one thing I swear, I'll teach my son to be prepared
He'll never rue the stork, the stork
The stork