The Bird

Original Song: "The Word" by The Beatles

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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It's the bird we're gonna eat
It's the bird with lots of meat
It's the bird we're thankful for
It's the bird for carnivores
It's so fine, let's all dine
On the bird now

All my relations, they sure love the taste
They know that it's all about that baste

It's the bird that fills the pan
It's the bird with tryptophan
It's the bird with attitude
It's the bird that's got a snood
It's so fine, let's all dine
On the bird now

Here at mama's house Thanksgiving day
Everybody is ready to start fowl play

It's the bird of some renown
It's the bird we gobble down
It's the bird that's on TV
It's the bird on 'KRP*
It's so fine, let's all dine
On the bird now

If eating meat isn't proper for you
Then eat a bird that is made from tofu**

Eat the bird that's baked or fried
Eat the bird, that's why it died
Eat the bird, just down your chow
Eat the bird, don't have a cow
It's so fine, let's all dine
On the bird now

It's the bird now
It's the word now
Eat the bird now
Eat the word now


* WKRP in Cincinnati. Seriously, if you haven't seen or at least heard about the famous Thanksgiving Giveaway episode, It's on YouTube.

** Tofukey.