I'm Still Tanning

Original Song: "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John

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Walked into the place lily white
But I get darker underneath the lights
As I absorb UV-A and UV-B
I'm really gonna be a sight for everyone to see

Attendant comes around, checks on my skin
And says to me, "wait 'til I come back again"
So I'm just lying here 'til I hear them say
"Okay your time is up so let's stop tanning, that's all for today"

But you know I'm still tanning even though I think it's been
More than my alloted hour, can I get some lanolin
And I'm still tanning after all this time
Thinking if I stay here too much longer I'll be country fried
I'm still tanning (yeah yeah yeah)
I'm still tanning (yeah yeah yeah)

Waitin' for the word that I'm done
I'm feelin' like I'm stuck in a flaming sun
I wish they'd come and turn the power down
'Cause if I'm in here too much longer I'll be beyond just brown

And I'm still tanning, even though to my chagrin
I believe I've started smoking, running out of melanin
And I'm still tanning after all this time
Hoping that the boils popping up on me will be benign
I'm still tanning (yeah yeah yeah)
I'm still tanning (yeah yeah yeah)

Don't you know that I'm still tanning, situation's getting grim
I can hear my body sizzle, better call my next of kin
And I'm still tanning after all this time
Think that they forgot I'm in this booth and left at closing time

I'm still tanning (tan tan tan)
Now I'm burning (burn burn burn)
Now I'm baking (bake bake bake)
Now I'm charring (char char char)
I'm on fire (flame flame flame)
I'm still tanning