My Name Is Sulu

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Luka" by Suzanne Vega

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Jay Capone channels Sulu.

My name is Sulu
I live on the Enterprise
I've got a secret life
It might give you quite a surprise

And it gets lonely out in space
But I've got leather and I've got lace
And I visit Mr. Spock
And I snap his Vulcan jock
Yes I visit Mr. Spock

Maybe it's because I'm hairless
I look good in lingerie
Maybe it's because I'm vboy
I keep some things tucked away

And if I'm feeling kinda bored
I will practice with my sword, with my sword
And I will stick it anywhere

My name is Sulu
I live on the Enterprise

I'm always quiet and polite
I wear teddies every night
And I visit Captain Kirk
I visit Captain Kirk

My five-year mission to explore
Where no man has gone before

And in the pocket of my robe
Got a phaser set on probe, probe
And I am Sulu, hear me roar