I Love Spock and Bones

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett

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I saw them standing there by the transporter pad
And one was calm, the other was getting mad
When Spock said logic rules
McCoy said logic's cruel
And I could tell they quibble a lot
And Scotty agrees with me
And I could tell they argue a lot
And Scotty agrees with me

Sayin'
I love Spock and Bones
But don't you put 'em too close together, laddie
I love Spock and Bones
But they can really test your sanity
Aye!

I smiled, then Kirk walked in and just shook his head
"Are you two at it again?", that was all he said
McCoy looked kinda stressed
While Spock looked unimpressed
And that's just how it goes
Sulu agrees with me
That's just how they pose
Sulu agrees with me

Sayin'
I love Spock and Bones
But don't you know they both sorta make me crazy
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna need a referee
Oh my!

Bones gave the evil eye
Spock raised an eyebrow high
It goes on and on
Better to leave 'em be
And let 'em have their fun
'til both of 'em think they've won, yes indeed

Say it
I love Spock and Bones
It seems that they enjoy a good quarrel, daily
I love Spock and Bones
Engaging in opposing repartee

I love Spock and Bones
They pull together when someone's yelling "save me"
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna argue, guaranteed

I love Spock and Bones
They look at things from two different angles, greatly
I love Spock and Bones
It seems that they agree to disagree

I love Spock and Bones
I think that they respect one another, maybe
I love Spock and Bones
I bet they're best of buddies, privately

I love Spock and Bones
They're acting like an old married couple lately
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna bicker endlessly