This Could Be the Fart of Something Big

Original Song: "This Could Be the Start of Something Big" by Steve Allen

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You're walking around the zoo, enjoying the weekend
The hippos and elephants have got a cool gig
But then you hear trumpets blow, and that's when you start to know
That this could be the fart of something big

You're walking around the fair and looking at livestock
You notice a horrid smell that's flipping your wig
With tears pouring from your eyes, you suddenly realize
That this could be the fart of someone's pig

There's no mistaking that it's taking all your will, my friend
To just ignore the odorific scent
'Cause when a mammal like a camel lets one spill, my friend
You need to find the nearest outflow vent

You're wandering in the woods, somewhere in the jungle
Your nose is assaulted by a rancid discharge
You wonder what it could be, but it's certain we all agree
That it could be the fart of something large

This could be the fart of some large wildcat
You're wishing it would scat
You're praying that this gas shall pass

This could be the fart of some enormous skunk
That's overfed and drunk
And from its trunk it blew le pew

You're out at a discotheque or maybe a party
You hear an offensive sound that's often taboo
You shouldn't be acting dumb, you know where it's coming from
For this could be the fart that's shamin'
This could be the fart that's flamin'
This could be the fart that came from you