Keeping Social Distance

Original Song: "Taking Care of Business" by BTO

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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I get up every morning with the same forewarning
Of a world that's dark and kinda dreary
There are people everywhere and so I give 'em all a glare to
Let 'em know they shouldn't come near me

And I'll protect my space, when I'm here or anyplace
I tell you that I want it this-a-way
It's the contact I avoid so I'll never be annoyed
I need to keep the public at bay

And I'll be keeping social distance (every day)
Keeping social distance (every way)
I'll be keeping social distance (it's all right)
Keeping social distance all day and every night
Stay back

Well I think that it is grosser when you try to come closer
So you should just back off and stay there
Think that we can both agree, keep your distance from me
You can say whatever you need to say there

And I'm having lots of fun here away from everyone
I bought myself a seven-foot pole
And I'll poke it at your face, keeping you in your place
'Cause having no one near is my goal

And I'll be keeping social distance (every day)
Keeping social distance (every way)
I'll be keeping social distance (it's all right)
Keeping social distance all day and every night

You just keep social distance
Just back away, every day
Yeah!

I get up every morning with the same forewarning
Of a world that's dark and kinda dreary
There are people everywhere and so I give 'em all a glare to
Let 'em know they shouldn't come near me

And 'cause I keep you back, you might think that I'm a quack
Or maybe I'm afraid of some disease
But my telling you to scram, well it's just the way I am
Just back away a little more please

And I'll be keeping social distance (every day)
Keeping social distance (every way)
I'll be keeping social distance (it's all right)
Keeping social distance all day and every night

Keeping social distance, yeah!
Keeping social distance
Keeping social distance
Keeping social distance
Keeping social distance (every day)
Keeping social distance (every way)
Keeping social distance (it's all right)
Keeping social distance all day and every night, yeah!
Keeping social distance
Keeping social distance
I'll be keeping social distance
I'll be keeping social distance
Keeping social distance
Keeping social distance