Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


Hello Shorewood

Parody Performed By: The Mighty BKSG Players

Original Song: "Hello Dolly" by Jerry Herman Hear the original song on YouTube

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Hello, Shorewood
Well hello, Shorewood
With a custom BKSG studio
It's lookin' swell, Shorewood
I can tell, Shorewood
It's brand new but their debut is still the same old show
And if you could see Shorewood
You'd agree Shorewood
Is a better place to be than Cermak Road, so
Make the drive, fellas
Head down I-55, fellas
Shorewood is now the Black Knight's home sweet home

Hello, Shorewood
Well hello, Shorewood
It's a different kind of life out in the burbs
It's so serene, Shorewood
And so clean, Shorewood
Not like Berwyn where there's urine flowing down the curbs
So come out and see Shorewood
You'll agree Shorewood
Is a couple miles south of B.F.E., so
Let's be clear, fellas
Better bring lots of beer, fellas
Shorewood is the place to be
Shorewood for BKSG
Shorewood has a brand new mortgagee