Let's Make a Sequel

Original Song: "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" by Culture Club

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Ok, so I took a bit of artistic license. The "duals" in "residuals" is pronounced as a single syllable, like "re-sid-juls".

Groovy movie
It made a lot of money
Cash cow, and now
The future's looking sunny

Us studio heads, we know the score
We'll rake in millions if we make some more

Let's make a sequel
Let's make a prequel
Let's make a spinoff and crossover too
Let's make a sequel
Let's make a prequel
You know we grin when it's boffo

Mother, brother
They want a movie, they pick it
Father, daughter
They keep on buying tickets

It keeps on scoring big revenue
There is no need to try out something new

Let's make a reboot
Let's make a reshoot
Let's make a special director's cut too
Let's make a reboot
Let's make a reshoot
Let's use up all the projectors

This is a crazy business
And cutthroat just a bit
'Cause every green light that we give
Has gotta be a hit
When crowds are showing up
And sales are blowing up
I say

Us studio heads, we know the score
We'll play it safe and make a dozen more

Let's make a sequel
Let's make a prequel
Let's make a spinoff and crossover too
Let's make a sequel
Let's make a prequel
You know we grin when it's boffo

This run is done
And theatres aren't filling
Hooray blu-ray
We still will make a killing

There's animation, and TV rights
Netflix will pay to stream it day and night

But then the actors
Those malefactors
They say they want their residuals, pay up
So our accountants
Make a pronouncement
And say that there is no profit