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Mister Scam Man

Original Song: "Mister Sandman" by The Chordettes

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(Dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough)
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Mister scam man, teach me a scheme (Dough dough dough dough)
One that will make me as rich as I dream (Dough dough dough dough)
A perfect con, coercive and clever (Dough dough dough dough)
So I'll be raking in the dough forever

Scam man, please show me how (Dough dough dough dough)
To fleece the suckers right here and now (Dough dough dough dough)
We could work it as a team
Mister scam man, teach me a scheme

(Dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough)
(Dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough)

Mister scam man, teach me a scheme
To make the people toss dollars at me
I want to part them from all their money
To make my every day so very sunny

Scam man, you know the way
To sever everyone from their pay
Is it easy as it seems?
Mister scam man, teach me a scheme

(Dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough)
(Dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough dough)

Mister scam man (yes?), teach me a scheme
I want my bank account filled up to the extreme
I want to live a life of wealth and leisure
With everybody jealous of my treasure

Mister scam man, where did you go (where did you go)
It seems you've vanished with all of my dough
I paid you to be teaching me
Mister scam man, dammit
Geez, geez, geez
Mister scam man, (I) fell for your scheme