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Santa's Baby

Original Song: "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Santa's baby
We'll tell you who the mother could be
Oh gee
There's a lawsuit pending
Santa's baby
Revealed on Jerry Springer tonight

Santa's baby
We wonder if there's more than a few
Who knew?
He's giving more than gifts
Santa's baby
Revealed on Jerry Springer tonight

Think of all he could achieve
Think of all the lonely women Christmas eve
Each naughty miss there on his list
Will say to him that they believe

Santa's baby
I guess he thought he wouldn't get caught
We've got
DNA connection
Santa's baby
Here on Jerry Springer tonight

Santa's baby
He doesn't know what he's gonna see
When he
Is brought out on the stage
Santa's baby
Live on Jerry Springer tonight

Santa's baby
Will he stay or will we all see
Him flee
Skedaddle to the north pole
Santa's baby
Revealed on Jerry Springer tonight

Think of what we might unearth
If we trace his Christmas route around the earth
At each noel we'd find ourselves
Finding kids who all look like elves

Santa's baby
Exclusively on our evening show
You know
We would not lie to you
Santa's baby
Revealed on Jerry Springer tonight
Here on Jerry Springer tonight
Revealed tonight