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Santa Claus Is Breaking The Law

Original Song: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie

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I'm grabbing the phone, and calling the cops
These criminal acts have just gotta stop
Santa Claus is breaking the law

I'm making a list of all of his crimes
Gonna make sure that he's doing time
Santa Claus is breaking the law

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He's spying on us all the time
Lock him up for goodness sake

Oh, the elves are all trapped, they can't get away
Working all year without any pay
Santa Claus is breaking the law

He's piloting his reindeer
Through all the no-fly zones
He sneaks inside your house at night
That's illegal, don't you know

Oh, a special task force is right on his tail
They'll put him away with no hope for bail
Santa Claus is going to jail!