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Rudolph the Alcoholic

Original Song: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Johnny Marks

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Rudolph the alcoholic
Had a very shiny nose
Drinking his gin and tonic
Hoping that the bars don't close

Olive, the nightclub owner
Always calls him by his name
He spends a lot of money
Playing every drinking game

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Rudolph didn't show
Did his liver get diseased?
Is he dealing with D.T.'s?

All of his barroom buddies
Didn't know just what to say
When they found out that Rudolph
Went and joined up with A.A.!

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