Romaine

Original Song: "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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On November 20, 2018, the Center for Disease Control issued a proclaimation in the USA to dispose of all romaine lettuce due to E. Coli contamination.
 
If it's salad you crave, and you're feeling brave - romaine
They just said on the news, that you should refuse - romaine
E. Coli, E. Coli, E. Coli - romaine

If you eat just one leaf, it might give you grief - romaine
If you eat a whole head, you might wish you were dead - romaine
E. Coli, E. Coli, E. Coli - romaine

Throw your lettuce away, or there's a price to pay - romaine
If you eat 'til it's gone, better stay near the john - romaine
E. Coli, E. Coli, E. Coli - romaine

E. Coli, E. Coli, E. Coli - romaine