Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


Plundered Me Rum

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "Under My Thumb" by The Rolling Stones

YouTube pages can be removed at any time. If you find a broken link, let me know. I'll appreciate it.

Plundered me rum
Some cur who sneaks in the night
Plundered me rum
Some cur who slipped out of sight

It makes me mad, oh arrrrgh
This pilferage of me alcohol
Makes me mad, some pirate bum
Has plundered me rum

Well blow me down

Plundered me rum
Some scurvy dog who stole it from me
Plundered me rum
The cur who got it for free

I'll get revenge, oh arrrrgh
I'll make that bilge sucker walk the plank
Get revenge upon the scum
Who plundered me rum

I'll flog 'im good

Plundered me rum
A privateer rat snuck aboard
Plundered me rum
He took every drop in my hoard

Pieces of eight, reward
For any mate who tracks 'im down
He's shark bait, the blaggard crumb
Who plundered me rum

Well yo ho ho
Where's me grog

Bring 'im to me tonight
I'll send 'im down to the briny deep
I decree his time has come
He plundered me rum

That stinkin' swab

Plundered me rum
I'll keelhaul that rude scallywag
Plundered me rum, and he
He will fill up a body bag

What's that you say, me mate
It wasn't pilfered, I drank it all
What you say, it makes me glum
I drank all the rum

Well, nevermind
Bring me the wine

Take some mateys now
Go get more rum