Partisan Man

Original Song: "Family Man" by Hall & Oates

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He had quite a smile
He took the microphone
And he presented his case
He talked quite a while
And he said dastardly things
With a completely straight face

And he said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And my job is to make you agree
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And I've got a B.S. phD

He got on TV
Because the things that he said
Were preposterous
People surely see
That he is warping the truth
When he is speaking to us

And he said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And they call me the master of spin
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And I'll make you believe "out" is "in"

Unbelievably
Some people bought
The fabrications that they heard
He said reality
Was based on what you believe
And so believe his words

And he said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And I'll never accept compromise
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And I'm always sincere with my lies

He puts party first
And so he'll never admit
His statements could be wrong
You know he's quite well-versed
In making duplicitious arguments
All day long

He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And it's partisan that you should be
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
So forget logic, just follow me

He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And my speeches are all just a stunt
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
It's your money and vote that I want

He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And your problems are all due to THEM
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And you suckers are my ATM

He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And your money buys my limousines
He said listen to me
I'm a partisan man
And the ends justify all my means