Orange Crush
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
Original Song: "There's A Kind of Hush" by Herman's Hermits
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There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date at the junior prom 'cause I was a klutz
You know what I mean
All I had to do was carry our drinks upright
But carrying drinks can be awful hard when you're wound up tight
I walked so very carefully
Drinks in hand, but didn't see that I'd trip
And then lose my grip
My memory is now a blur, but I recall I fell for her
And the drinks turned into a shower
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now
I heard "ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
She wasn't in the mood to talk
As we took that endless walk to my truck
I felt like a schmuck
I tried to lighten up the mood, but just came off as being rude
When I said "I've got a crush on you"
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I guessin' now I won't get a kiss
Yeah, 'cause she's really pissed
Crush is sweeter than this