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I'm Online

Original Song: "Make It Mine" by Jason Mraz

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Wake up everyone
How can you sleep, there's so much you'll miss
Because there's always something brand new
Always one more choice
A link that takes you to places both near and far flung
Click and the 'Net will appear

I don't wanna sleep because
It's never over
There's always stuff online
And I, I'll see it
I'll be the first in line
When new stuff comes online

I know a page full of Simpsons quotations
I'm posting that it's missing a good line from yesterday
Then over to a website where I play online croquet

In my underwear
Don't need my clothes on when I'm Bing-ing
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha so true

Well I don't have a job because
It's never ending
There's always stuff online
And I, I'll see it
I'll be the first in line
When new stuff comes online

The Web has everything
I'm always ready
I am Googling
What's new and edgy
And reveling in all I see that everyone's transmitting

Well I don't have a life no more
But I stay connected to the whole world
I'm online all the time
I'm always following your tweets
There's always stuff online
You know I, I am hopin'
I'll always be online
My router is glowin'
A billion bits on the line
Stay awake stay awake stay awake stay awake and surf it surf it fine
Online
I'm online all the time