O Christmas Cards

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "O Christmas Tree"

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O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You haunt my every hour
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I see you and I cower
I know that I should take a seat
And grab a pen, and then complete
Those Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I need a whiskey sour

O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
The mailman gave me warning
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I shouldn't be ignoring
'Cause Christmas isn't gonna wait
And yet I still procrastinate
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You must be mailed by morning

O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
So much for good intentions
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I guess that I should mention
That once again my friends receive
An email card on Christmas eve
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I gave you no attention

O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I bought you in September
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You sat there through December
But now that it's the 25th
I guess I should go shop for gifts
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I'll mail you next November