Nuttin' for Christmas

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Nuttin' for Christmas" by Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett

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I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
I've got no money this year
I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
My bills are a pain in the rear

Electric's higher than before
Some money went to that
My medicine costs more and more
Some money went to that

Utilities are going up
Vet bill came in for the pup
Yesterday my car blew up
Some money went to that

Oh, I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
Rent keeps on rising a lot
I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause nuttin' is all that I've got

Now gas is at three dollars plus
Some money went to that
And grocery prices make me cuss
Some money went to that

I used more minutes than I had
On my stupid cell phone plan
They said I owe all I have
Some money went to that

Oh, I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
I've got no cash in the bank
I'm givin' nuttin' for Christmas
My checkbook is firing blanks

Oh the prices are up, and just as I feared
It's costing more for wine and beer
Which leaves nuttin' for Christmas