No HOA

Original Song: "YMCA" by The Village People

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Young man, are you buying a home
I said young man, maybe A-frame or dome
I said young man, with some weird garden gnomes
It's so great have your own place

Young man, there's just one little thing
I said young man, to be considering
Pay attention to this piece of advice
Then you'll never have to think twice

You need to go where there's no HOA
You need to go where there's no HOA

You might suddenly learn that you can't park your boat
And you gotta store it remote

You need to go where there's no HOA
You need to go where there's no HOA

You keep sending them cash, they keep saying to you
There are upgrades that you must do

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said young man, when you buy property
I said, young man, you can make real your dream
But you got to know this one thing

You might find yourself in a trap
Just depending where you are on the map
Subdivisions that say you gotta join
Can control how you spend your coin

Be sure to go where there's no HOA
Be sure to go where there's no HOA

Put a hot tub out back, put a hammock out front
Build a fence any way you want

Be sure to go where there's no HOA
Be sure to go where there's no HOA

If you need storage space you can put up a shed
You can paint your house fire red

Young man, back when I was your age
I said young man, made a pretty good wage
Started looking all around in the 'burbs
For a place to live undisturbed

One house really called out to me
And said it was where I wanted to be
So I bought it, without thinking a lot
But I don't control my own plot

I'm obligated to my HOA
I'm obligated to my HOA

When I signed on the line
They said I must comply
To keep property values high

My HOA
I'm making payments to my HOA

Young man, young man, it can be a big pain
Young man, young man, it can drive you insane

My HOA
I've gone gray 'cause of my HOA

Young man, young man, go and live somewhere else
Young man, young man, keep your cash for yourself

No HOA