The New Model's Out

Original Song: "You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes

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I just love, love
Technology
But can't you see, see
It takes my money

The vendors say

The new model's out
And the old model sucks
Well it used to be awesome
Now it's just a bunch of junk

The new model's out
And you better not wait
You need to go buy it now
Or else you'll be out of date

But how many versions must I buy
Before I find a thing
That lasts a longer time
It seems that every year
They make a newer one
And they're telling me
That it's much more fun

Every single year they say

The new model's out
And the old one is trash
So you better come running
Bring along a lot of cash

The new model's out
And it's all that you need
It's so powerful
The old one's now obsolete

And I can't bear to be behind the curve
The latest greatest version is what I deserve
So when they're telling me there's newer tech
I grab my card and say what the heck

Every single time they say

The new model's out
It's the best model yet
It is worth every penny
Even if you go in debt

The new model's out
It'll fix everything
Get in line, get it now
It's better than anything

I love, love
All my high tech
But they keep on changing
And rearranging all the features
That I want to use
Then they charge me more
I feel abused
I keep buying
I keep on buying
But it ain't ending
Never ending

The vendors say

The new model's out
It'll never get stale
It's the best that it gets
Until the next one's for sale

The new model's out
And the old model sucks