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The Fate of the Naughty Child

Original Song: "The House of the Rising Sun" by The Animals

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There is a guy up at the pole
They call him Santa Claus
And he's been the ruin of many a small fry
Who act up just because

I was an ornery child
I had a naughty soul
So every year at Christmastime
I got a lump of coal

I wanted to behave myself
It was so hard to do
It was such fun to play a prank
Like fake bugs in your shoe

Oh mothers, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your youth stuck on the naughty list
Even if you're having fun

Well, I now am old and vengeful
So for Santa what do I do
Christmas Eve I leave cookies out
Made from reindeer poo

Yes there is a guy up at the pole
They call him Santa Claus
And he's been the ruin of many a small fry
Who act up just because