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My Head

Original Song: "Misled" by Kool and the Gang

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Late at night, should be learning
Gotta write, got a paper due
But I'm playing on my iPhone
Got a dozen angry birds in flight
I don't have time for studying, yeah

I'm so good at "Call of Duty"
When I fire, you're dead
Royal flushes, playing poker
Are you hearing what I'm saying
Skipping school, playing "Killer Pool" instead

So now I'm saying
Online gaming, that's my claim to fame
Don't need science tests, school is really lame
Don't need passing grades, that's my point of view
I'm a gaming ace, it'll get me through
My life, my role, my aim
In "Mars Patrol"
A thrill when I kill
In my head it's for real

I ignore her, my teacher
Asking me what I've read
On my iPad is adventure
Don't need Shakespeare in, my head
And I can't wait 'til I'm finally through with this school
Woo hoo!

Online gaming, that's my claim to fame
Don't need English tests, school is really lame
I can make the grade playing "Crysis 2"
I'm a gaming ace, watch my points accrue
I play "Let's Roll" while on
The toilet bowl
In the zone on the throne
In my head I'm behind the wheel

I tried some thinking and it hurt in my brain
All this homework is insane, what a pain
Oh yes it is
Yeah!

My head, see it in the game
My head, in the hall of fame
My head, guiding both my hands
My head, knows all the cheat commands

My head, doesn't need to learn 'bout Venus
My head, learning "Need for Speed"
My head knows just where to aim
My head, always in the game

My heart, my soul, my mind
Has just one goal
The thrill of the kill
My head lets me seal the deal

Online gaming, that's my claim to fame
Don't need logic tests, school is really lame
You can work on grades, I'll play "Fable II"
I'm a gaming ace, and I have no clue

An oaf, a slob, a slug
Can't find a job
'Cause my skills pay no bills
In my head, games are all that's real

My head, my head
My head, is into Playstation 2
My head, my head
My head, Wii-ii
My head, my head
My head, loves Xbox 360 too
My head, my head
My head, Wii-ii
My head, my head
My head, I miss my Sega Mark II
My head, needs meds
My head