Early Morning Brain
Original Song: "Early Morning Rain" by Gordon Lightfoot
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
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In my early morning brain
When I'm gettin' out of bed
And my neurons just won't start
And I'm feelin' kinda dead
Need that first cup of joe
Just to make my blood cells flow
But my early morning brain
Is still thinking slow
Hit the bar last night at nine
Drank seven and sevens 'til they closed
And I sang a song by Spaff
In the karaoke show
Now the liquor tasted good
And the women all were fast
I was hangin' with my friends
Killing brain cells glass by glass
Now it's morning, my head roars
But I've got to rise and shine
Even though each tiny sound
Sends explosions through my mind
So I stagger down the hall
Grab a shirt and a tie
Gotta get out of my home
Gotta get to work on time
So I'm heading into town
When I look down and I see
That I need to turn around
Because I've got no pants on me
I head for Timberlane
Wind up in Bayou Cane
You might think I'm M.I.A.
It's just early morning brain
You might think I'm insane
Or I'm high on cocaine
But it's something more mundane
It's my early morning brain