Moon Wobble

Original Song: "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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So the news is reporting that the mid-2030's will bring extra flooding due to the moon's wobble. You just know that there will be people who ignore this warning.
 

Oh, I'm being flooded by a moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble
I'm so befuddled by the moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble

There's water coming in the house
Wets the bed, soaks my spouse
The pets and children all are doused
Oh IIIIIIIIIIIIII
I think there's a shark in here

The tide is rising everywhere
I raise sail here in my chair
There's salmon spawning up the stairs
Oh IIIIIIIIIIIIII
I hope I can save my beer

Yes, I'm being flooded by a moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble
Soggy and muddy from the moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble

They told me back in '21
That the floods were gonna come
Yes I was told in '21
But IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Oh I didn't do a thing

I could have made plans for the day
That my stuff drifts away
Some sandbags could have stopped the spray
But IIIIIIIIIIIIII
I don't have a clue

Nothing I know is more fine
Than living on the coast
I'm gonna find the new shoreline
It's right outside of Terre Haute

I'm being flooded by a moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble
Thinkin' I'm gonna moon the moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble
So awful, moon wobble
Moon wobble, moon wobble