Midnight at the McDonalds

Original Song: "Midnight at the Oasis" by Maria Muldaur

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Midnight at the McDonald's
All the weirdos are here
Take a look at that teen there
Green hair and rivets in her ear

Loitering by the arches
Loud and rowdy dudes
Don't know what they're all smoking
Toking, they all look a little stewed

Standing, waiting in the line
Hope I will survive
If I make it through alive
Gonna get some fries

Guys who hang their trousers
Down around their knees
I'm sure they're rabble rousers
Yowsers, they're looking right at me

I knew that it could be risky
To come here late at night
With all these diff-er-ent strangers, I feel danger
They all give me a fright

But I sure need a burger, honey
Still steaming from the grill
So I will place my order, oh yea
Even though I might be killed

Standing, waiting in the line
Hope I will survive
If I make it through alive
Gonna get some fries

Midnight at the McDonald's
No one struck me down dead
Maybe all of my frantic
Panic is all just in my head

Ooo ooooo come on
Oooo oooo come on
French fries
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