The Marx Brothers

Original Song: "Whacko the Clown" by Linda Polley and TGoJL

His screen appearances are rare
'Cause acting just made him despair
He's Gummo, the one
Left the act for World War One

The brothers all say they must confess
That offstage he's the funniest
He's Zeppo, the one
Who played straight man early on

Never spoke, just ran around
His taxi horn his only sound
He's Harpo, the one
Who used sight gags for his fun

Started with a master plan
That he would speak i-tal-i-an
He's Chico, the one
Who would hustle anyone

Big cigar and a lightning wit
His antics made him such a hit
He's Groucho, the one
With a quip for everyone

Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Their brand of humor can't be beat
They're brothers, named Marx
And they always topped the charts