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You're Gonna Lose That Hair

Original Song: "You're Gonna Lose That Girl" by The Beatles

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You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that hair)
You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that hair)

When you are staring in the mirror
As you hit middle age
(As you hit middle age)
Your scalp is showing what you fear
Your roots have disengaged
(Your roots have disengaged)

You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, there isn't much to spare)
You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, you need sunscreen up there)

So you apply minoxidil
To feed your follicles
(To feed your follicles)
But your genetics won't be stilled
It's in your molecules
(It's in your molecules)

You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, your head's in disrepair)
You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, you say it isn't fair)
You're gonna lose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that hair)

You make a point of combing over from the side
(Bare skin to hide) yeah
Your scalp is shedding, you're so mortified

(You're gonna lose that hair)
(It's making you despair)

You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, it makes you want to swear)
You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, your head is looking bare)
You're gonna lose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that hair)

You make a point of looking for the right toupee
(To wear each day) yeah
You never want your bald spots on display

You keep on looking in the mirror
It makes you want to pout
(It makes you want to pout)
At different places on your head
Your scalp is poking out
(Your scalp is poking out)

You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, and people stop to stare)
You're gonna lose that hair
(Yes, yes, you give them all a glare)
You're gonna lose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna)
Lose that hair