Lord Of The Rings

Original Song: YMCA by The Village People

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Bilbo
You were deep underground
I said Bilbo
You don't know what you found
I said Bilbo
It's all golden and round
And it seems to make you vanish

Gandalf
Is a wandering wiz
I said Gandalf
Might suspect what it is
You know Gandalf
Knows just who he should quiz
For the answers to his question

Is it the bling of the Lord of the Rings?
Is it the bling of the Lord of the Rings?
Gotta go and find out so there's not any doubt
Keep it hidden, don't take it out

It is the bling of the Lord of the Rings
It is the bling of the Lord of the Rings
So now what do we do? Is this our Waterloo?
Is the time of elves and men through?

Bilbo
Are you listening to me?
I said Bilbo
If you want to be free
I said Bilbo
It is your destiny
To just let it go to Frodo

Frodo
Has to pack up and flee
Because Gandalf
Says to take it to Bree
And then Strider
Says "accompany me"
Or Nazgul will kill you quickly

They want to bring it to [the] Lord of the Rings
They want to bring it to [the] Lord of the Rings
When it's there in his hands, he'll complete all his plans
When he Sauronades all the lands

You'll feel the sting of the Lord of the Rings
You'll feel the sting of the Lord of the Rings
If you try to resist, you'll get put on his list
Soon thereafter you won't exist

Frodo
Wound up in Rivendell
At a council
Where it didn't go well
Because Frodo
Found himself in a fell--
--owship heading out to Mordor

Frodo
Made it there thanks to Sam
And then Gollum
Bit the ring from his hand
But for Gollum
Things did not go as planned
When he fell into the lava

And so I sing of the Lord of the Rings
And so I sing of the Lord of the Rings
Did he cower and cry when they poked out his eye
Made the last bit of his soul fly

Lord of the Rings
There's no more zing to the Lord of the Rings
Hello, hello to an era of peace
Frodo, Frodo, send out a press release

Lord of the Rings
There ain't no thing to the Lord of the Rings
Hear now, hear now, it's the end of the dark
Hear now, hear now, let's make Mordor a park

Lord of the Rings
There's no sting to the Lord of the Rings
Come on, come on, there's a prince on the scene
Party, party, like it's thirty-nineteen

Lord of the Rings
It's the end of the Lord of the Rings
Hey now, hey now, now that good did succeed
Hey now, hey now, time to bring out the weed

Lord of the Rings