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It's A Long Way To Get To Payday

Original Song: "It's A Long Way To Tipperary" by Harry Williams and Jack Judge

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Opened up my fridge today
And it was mostly bare
Not a trace of caviar
And no Wagyu was there

Had to skip a yoga session
Life just isn't fair
I hopped out of my Porsche and
I shouted to the air

It's a long way to get to payday
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to get to payday
And the money that I'm owed

Guess I'll use my Amex
When I pay the maid
It's a long long way to get to payday
So I need a raise

I have got subscriptions
To see all my streaming shows
Hulu, Amazon, and Netflix
And so many mo'

On my ultra 4D HDs
One in every room
But now it seems I'm overdrawn
So I just sit and fume

It's a long way to get to payday
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to get to payday
And the money that I'm owed

Guess I'll tap my trust fund
Though it's getting low
It's a long long way to get to payday
But I need more dough

Father said to get a job
And so he called a friend
Now I work two days a week
It seems it never ends

Sitting in my penthouse office
Signing forms all day
For just a lousy thirty thousand
Bucks a month for pay

It's a long way to get to payday
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to get to payday
And the money that I'm owed

Need a diamond collar
For my St. Bernard
It's a long long way to get to payday
My life is so hard
It's a long long way to get to payday
My life is so hard