Song parodies written by Rex Ungericht and sung by Gary Hermann, James Jancik, and others
Lineman vs. Racer X 
Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann
Original Song: "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" by The Royal Guardsmen 
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Tuning to Black Knight and Squire G
Internet broadcast on my PC
Live in the chat room with all my friends
Never suspecting how things would end
Lineman was there, newly logged on
Racer X joined and the fight was on
Racer X said "Lineman sure is a jerk"
And Lineman said "Racer X is berserk"
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty insults or more
The Lineman and Racer were havin' a war
Talkin' bout each others' ancestry
In the chatroom of BKSG
There in the room, a comment was made
It had an effect like a hand grenade
Racer X got under Lineman's skin
And that's when the tragedy really begins
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty insults or more
The Lineman and Racer were havin' a war
Talkin' bout each others' ancestry
In the chatroom of BKSG
Lineman grabbed a bottle of 98 proof
Picked up his phone and climbed up on the roof
Called the Black Knight and said with a cry
I can't take any more, now I'm gonna die
He jumped off the edge and yelled out goodbye
Landed real hard, but he's still alive
It's hard to make a widow out of your spouse
By taking a dive off a one-story house
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty insults or more
The Lineman and Racer were havin' a war
Talkin' bout each others' ancestry
In the chatroom of BKSG
Parody Notes:
- This parody was first played on The BKSG Show October 28, 2006.
- If you were in the BKSG chatroom on July 8, 2006, you witnessed the feud between Lineman and Racer X. And if you were listening to the show, you heard the tragic outcome. The BKSG boys reviewed the incident a few weeks later before playing this parody.