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Knights in White Satin

Original Song: Nights in White Satin by The Moody Blues

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Knights in white satin
Always losing the fight
Not wearing armor
Isn't really that bright

Swords hack them into bits
Just like axes do
Knights in white satin
Well they don't have a clue

But they look cool
Yes they look cool
Oh, how they look cool

Joining the battle
Just clad in cloth
You know the naked truth
They'd lose to a moth

Flowing and ivory
In their sensuous threads
Women all sigh and swoon
Till the knights lose their heads

But they look cool
Yes they look cool
Oh, how they look cool
Oh, how they look cool

[Short battle interlude]

Knights in white satin
Always striking a pose
Not real effective
Against maces and bows

But they don't really care
If they're killed or caught
It's more important
To be visually hot

So they look cool
Yes they look cool
Oh, how they look cool
Oh, how they look cool

And they look cool
Yes they look cool
Oh, how they look cool
Oh, how they look cool