King of the Code

Original Song: "King of the Road" by Roger Miller

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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X Base and Javascript
C and D, even Lisp
COBOL, Pascal, and Nu
I'll write them all for you

And two hours of SQL
Gets your data sets working well
I'm a wiz at E and Ruby
King of the code

Programming's in my genes
I'm the czar of subroutines
You can consider me
Master of memory

I write switch statements in my sleep
Storing data in the heap
I'm a wiz at Go and Logo
King of the code

All of the data types and all the arrays
And all of the keywords I use every day
You'll say I'm amazing and I'll merely shrug
Whenever I compile, there's never a bug

I say Prolog and PowerShell
Simulink, Esterel
Just sign and hire me
I'm working virtually

And I won't let my clients know
That my claims are all just for show
'Cause I subcontract my contracts
King of the code

Raking in dough
King of the code