Junk Mail
Original Song: "Blue Skies" by Irving Berlin
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
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Junk mail
Coming my way
Nothing but junk mail
Every day
Spam calls
Wasting my time
Nothing but spam calls
It's a crime
Open up my mail, what do I see
I've won a prize, but there's a fee
Answering my phone, what do they say
It's IRS, I gotta pay
Flim flams
Making their plea
Nothing but flim flams
Aimed at me
[musical interlude]
*spoken*
Let's see what's in the mail today...
Huh, they've been trying to contact me about my car's extended warranty...but this is the first mail I've received from them.
Excellent, I've been pre-approved for a credit card! Let's just have a look here...do all cards have a 30% interest rate?
Ok, what's in the email inbox...
Look, I won the Saponian lottery! ... Funny that I don't remember ever entering.
Wow, sexy singles are looking for me! That's interesting, they never did before...
*phone ringing*
Hello?
[mechanical voice]: Hello. This is your utility company. Your service will be disconnected tomorrow at noon. Press 1 to talk to a representative.
[end musical interlude]
It's Nigeria letting me know
I could get rich sending them dough
Email from the bank saying they're hacked
Click on this link, login real fast
Hang on
This one looks real
Ten dollar time shares
What a deal